" essential oil "

 [ "essential oils" ]

1: What anti-vaxxers use to efficiently and effectively accomplish nothing. Quickest way to deny your children their right to healthcare (which is an actual human right, Article 25), killing your children in the process. Normal people use this to moisturize their skin. Karens usually find their little bottles of nothingness on Facebook in a group full of other soccer moms who have also successfully been tricked by an MLM.

  * e.g.,  ... Karen: Honey, our little girl apparently contracted measles, and I don't even know how! Bob: Did you get her vaccinated? Karen: Of course not! I just used some essential oils that I found on Facebook. Bob: You're such a psychopath. Now I'm grateful that you divorced me and took the kids, because now I can't be held liable. I hope YOU get measles now. Karen: Well, I'd rather have her die than get infected by the lies of the government. 

 [ "Essential Oils" ]

1: Magical healing oils used by anti vaxxers

  * e.g.,  ... Karen: Did you get essential oils? I heard there's a covid outbreak in alabama 

 [ "Essential Oils" ]

1: The holy grail that all Karens seek.

  * e.g.,  ... I dont give a fuck about your essential oils bullshit, I want some fucking drugs. 

 [ "essential oils" ]

1: The thing marketers slap on labels for womens products. They're not quite sure why it works but women gush over products that claim to have these life saving oils, especially if they're in the middle of making a youtube video. I don't know how the Africans live without them.

  * e.g.,  ... My favourite is this organic 'essential oils' made from sunflowers, great for my face, bloating, dandruff, laxative, sexual arousal, don't forget to like and subscribe. 

 [ "Essential Oils" ]

1: The collection of lubricants and warming sex gels in the nightstand.

  * e.g.,  ... Ohhhhh baby you so tight. Let me get some essential oils from the nightstand. I lubed her ass with some essential oils and went ballz deep. 

 [ "essential oil vape" ]

1: when you aren't vaccinated so you resort to essential oil vaping to get medicine

  * e.g.,  ... did you get the new essential oil vape?